Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

Chapter one of the Hoopz Barkley saga

The single best RPG to grace this planet

I'm not going to go into much detail about the elements of the game, or why the game exists, or the story of the game. if you want some information the guys over at Wikipedia have an article on that. You can also go visit the official website for a download link to the game although that version may not work, so you can grab another version from internet archive and see if that version works.

Really I put this page here on the website to let everybody know that this game is absolutely fantastic and one of the single best RPG games I (or anybody else) has ever played. You may say

  • "well final fantasy is better" wrong

  • "dragon quest" wrong again

  • "those mario rpgs like paper mario" are you even trying?

  • "Those other mario rpgs not paper mario" still nope

  • "Baldur's gate" nap time

  • "undertale" lol, lmao, rofl even

  • "persona" you don't even know how wrong you are

  • "chrono trigger" stop

  • "earthbound" please stop

  • "pokemon" boring

  • "YIIK" nobody even knows what that is

  • "that one sonic RPG" that's actually a bad game

  • "shin megami tensei" bad game

  • "fire emblem" wrong genre

  • "omori" not even going to answer

  • "bug fables" nothing special

  • "deltarune" you already said undertale

  • "mass effect" wrong genre again

  • "some random JRPG that only 5 people outside of japan have played" do you even hear yourself?

All I'm trying to say is that if you stacked up every single turn based RPG and compared them against barkley, it's not even a contest because barkley wins hands down. If you would like to prove that your other favorite RPG Is better, send me your barkley save file with the game completed, the game you think is better, a copy of that game that you think is better, and I'll get back to you in 2-4 business days.

so yeah, If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.